Wizened by his many years, school-masterly, the Abbot looks kindly enough. Elsie wears a grubby white pinafore over her black frock. She grins impishly. Black-bearded and piratical, the Banker is not one to trifle with. The Barman, tattooed and scarred, eyes you with a bloodthirsty scowl. The Mayor, whose predecessor was eaten by demons, ponders his fate gloomily. The Baron looks none too well. He'll never make it back to his castle. Grown to gargantuan size on a diet of Adventurers, Behemoth's pet hisses madly.With shoulders like a mountain range, the Constable has a superiority complex. The Bughunter - an earnest youth, in tennis-shorts - glows with rude health. No-one messes around with the Ratcatcher, so sinister and rat-like is he. The Friar rubs his pot-belly, anticipating another tasty pie. The Archaeologist, intense and bespectacled, peers under every stone. Clad in a suit of motley rags, perhaps the Fool is not as foolish as he seems. Painfully thin and ivory-pale, she wrings her bony hands wretchedly. Big ears protrude from Mug's child-like head. A gormless but lovable urchin. A refugee from some Crusade, the Knight has fallen on hard times. The poor bedraggled Hermit keeps losing his mattress, his only possession. The Boatman can help you cross the river, if you give him the right coin. A secret fire blazes in LOGIC's shifty eyes, as it examines you right back. PIMPLE is a mass of boils and sores, whingeing, cursing; swollen red. Wearing a parody of a Martial Monk's robe, KRUN hovers in mid-air, cursing. GHEDE, Lord of the Cemetery, strokes his top-hat and grins without teeth. Oddly angular, the bony WITCH creeps in darkness, muttering useless spells. Faceless, a black blob with two pointy horns, the ARTIST has lost his colour. Bejewelled, radiant as the sun, CLEOPATRA seeks yet again to divert History. The TROLL possesses a nose three ells long, which he picks, nonchalantly. Skeletal GRIPEDITCH likes to polish his fangs with the bones of Adventurers. Vertically striped black and white, DARK impersonates prison bars. A mutation, as big as a house, black-haired, with tusks razor-sharp. Plump JEZEBEL likes to show off her assets. Beware her fondling fingers! Blue-nosed BOZO gets all his predictions from comics and the Sporting Life. Black-bearded and long-haired, the mad monk stares hypnotically. A sulphurous odour exhudes from BELIPHAT's pot-belly and from his hairy feet. Silly PUCK fancies himself to be a vampire, and sports home-made fangs. The giggling FAIRY will tap-dance on your head, if you don't watch out. Floating on a purple cloud, this horned quasi-human beast studies you sternly. ASTEROTH has grabbed so many Adventurers' guts that his own is hugely swollen. Fat MUMBO, wearing a witch-doctor's head-dress, waggles his beads ominously. Crazed DUSTY bobbles about on rubber wheels, his red nose gleaming sillily. Dragon-headed, its body a mass of numbered scales, beware the BEAST. A phantasm made from cloud, HELEN swirls in a white gossamer gown, stained red.Wizened, his head unnaturally swollen, red-suited KIM stares wild-eyed. Her gown spreads voluminously from a tight corset stuffed with poisons. Pompous bemedalled GALTIERI is impatient to plan more military disasters. Clad in a robe of tiger-skins, ATTILA strokes his horny helmet wistfully. His red bedragoned robe shimmering, FU strokes his long moustache thoughtfully.Lissome SALOME, un-veiled, is best left undescribed. His face a mass of pustulent sores, JACK hisses through gap-teeth. Sober-suited and bespectacled little HIMMLER pouts nastily like an evil child. Bat-wings on his back, his face grizzled with Hate, beware MEPHISTOPHELES.
